Rolled up in this miami-vegas joint at 6am like damn which hotel am I gonna choose? So I went with the one that has a roof top pool and an elevator that is the closest feeling to being beamed up into a cloud. Was too early for check-in so these dudes sent me on a 3 hour outing to kick it with Russian tourists on a private beach. No doubt I always feel weird about this spot, but the charm is growing on me.